Some people are worried about the difference
between wrong and right. I'm worried about
the difference between wrong and fun.

P. J. O'Rourke

Bow down Thine ear,
O Lord, and hear me,
For I am poor and needy.
Preserve my soul,
For I am holy.
O Thou, my God,
Save Thy servant,
That trusteth in Thee.
Save him from this
Big-mouthed cooze with
The motor-driven ass...
...Uh...
...Forgive me, Lord,
But this little b*tch provokes me.

Anthony Perkins,
Crimes of Passion

Boredom, boredom,
B-dum, b-dum.

Pete Shelley

The waiters of the best eating-houses mock the whole
world; they estimate every client at his proper value.
This I know certainly, because they always treat me with
profound respect. Thus they have flattered me into
praising them thus publicly.
Yet it is true; and they have this insight because they
serve, and because they can have no personal interest
in the affairs of those whom they serve.
An absolute monarch would be absolutely wise and good.
But no man is strong enough to have no interest.
Therefore the best king would be Pure Chance.
It is Pure Chance that rules the Universe; therefore,
and only therefore, life is good.

Aleister Crowley,
The Book of Lies

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